16 People Describe The Best Sex They Ever Had

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“With an ex (my GF at the time). I was asleep and woke up to her playing with my dick. She hopped on top, I was half-awake so when I came it was super-intense. Almost like when sensations happen in dreams and it feels like you’re on drugs. We had opposite schedules so she would frequently wake me up like that, but that one half-asleep time was the best.”

2. Love-sex is the best sex, I guess.

“It was AMAZING. It felt so right so natural. Her smell, her taste, our kissing, her lips. Everything! It was intense. We attacked each other like in a cheesy love story. Her body was unbelievable. I had a few really good fuckings before. Some really dirty ones. Like Category A men’s porno sex dream. Even if this was not the case with her, it felt so much better than everything before. The feels, chemistry, trust. Love-sex is the best sex, I guess. As we lay side by side , breathing heavily, we were grinning like idiots and she gave me a high five.
After that I got my tattoo, still grinning and hardly noticed the pain…”


3. Literally. The. Best. Blowjob. I’ve. Ever. Had. In. My. Life. Ever. Like. WTF. I’m. Going. To. Die.

“Been married for coming up on 10 years and was with my wife (then gf) for several years before we got married, so we’ve been together a while. Anyway, a few weeks ago we were sitting on the couch watching a movie and the whole Netflix and chill kicked in…she proceeded to give me. Literally. The. Best. Blowjob. I’ve. Ever. Had. In. My. Life. Ever. Like. WTF. I’m. Going. To. Die. After I orgasmed, I quite literally thought I was going to pass out. Never before in my life have I orgasmed from a blowjob, and from what I understand men generally don’t (pure blowjobs, no hands involved). Anyway, she’s given me a couple more like that, including last night… but man, that first ground-breaker almost made me cry.”



“A woman I dated for a little while on POF after my divorce. It was just awesome because she pretty much agreed to be my ‘sexual plaything’ as she called it. It’d been a while since she’d been with a man, and me with a woman other than my ex, we just unleashed on each other. For 6 straight hours we went at it, can’t tell you how many times she came. At one point, while she was sucking me off, she was straddling my leg and humping it until she came, leaving a snail trail of gruel on my leg. She’d let me penetrate all her holes, nothing was hands off with her. It was just the most fulfilling, raunchiest, kinkiest sex I’ve ever had and I still have her gruel-soaked thongs in my sock drawer.”



“Worked with a girl when I was 17 at the local movie theater. From my first day she was all over me. I was probably 6’2″ at the time and she was just as tall as I was, with a hell of a lot more experience. Went back to her place and banged several times. The best when I shot my load all down the front of her and she scooped it all into her mouth. Then her dad came in and found us both naked and her covered in jizz. I had the deer in the headlights look and he came over and extended his hand to shake mine and introduce himself. Then, while holding my hand, he yanked me up and threw me down the stairs to the front door. I ran out to my car butt-naked and took off. It was absolutely worth it.”



“She was giving me head, gave me a naughty look with a grin and proceeded to toss my salad. I’m a guy; I didn’t mind at all and never came that hard before.”


7. I always wanted to sleep with an older woman and man, oh man, did my dreams come true

“The fact that she is a 50-year-old woman and I’m only 24. I always wanted to sleep with an older woman and man, oh man, did my dreams come true. I may not have slept with a lot of woman prior to her but every time its the best sex ever.”



“Breakup sex. Two weeks after we separated, ended up back between the sheets. I don’t know what made it so good—perhaps because we still had very strong feelings for one another and it was the longest we went without sex.”



“Pure coincidence and bad timing meant my boyfriend and I hadn’t had sex in two weeks. Considering we normally go 4 times a week this was awful. So that Friday we had a date and I was texting him long paragraphs of what I wanted to do to him all day while we were at work. I convinced him to pick me up from the gym, so I come out all sweaty. I start nibbling at his neck, then I got naked and he reaches over with one hand. Once we get into his garage we fucked right there in the car. Then again when we got into the house. And again later that night and the next morning. Just the anticipation and build up. Mind-blowing.”


10. she dropped to her knees and proceeded to give me the best blow job I have ever received in my life

“Once, when I was in my early 20’s I was working as an assistant grocery store manager. There was a florist who worked for the store. She was probably in her mid 40’s and, for her age, she looked damn good. Anyways, we would flirt all the time, but I always figured it was harmless. One day she asked if I would help her get something off of the top shelf of her cooler. As soon as we walked in there she shut the door, pushed me up against the wall and, without saying a word, she dropped to her knees and proceeded to give me the best blow job I have, to this day, ever received in my life. It was amazing. We continued to fool around off and on after that but it never came anywhere close to that first time. That was almost 15 years ago and I still remember every detail. Amazing.”



“It was with my wife, in our own bed, lying side by side, in the morning. Then all of a sudden both of our kids, 6 and 3, burst into the room and jumped on the bed. The thing was, neither of us wanted to stop and so we just kept a very slow motion going. Iiiiiiiin. Oooooooout. It was exquisitely tantalizing, and the raw desire was intoxicating….[The kids] were still on the bed goofing around. We were subtle enough that they didn’t know anything. As far as they knew, we were just cuddling….Eventually we had to stop (no climax), but it still ranks really, really high on my favorite list.”



“I have said this story a million times and will continue to say it. I worked with a 47 to 50-year-old woman. I was 25 and she just whipped my cock out and went off on me. Incredible blowjob. I fucked the shit out of her. It continued for almost a year. I would spend hours a day fucking her in my office. I NEVER had sex like that before. Everything I wanted, she would do. She would suck every drop out of me. She would have constant multiple orgasms as well. We were working an event and she gave me a blowjob behind the AV gear. It was the hottest shit ever.”


13. she wanted to sit on my lap and go at it about 10 minutes into the movie

“I actually went to see ‘The Sum of All Fears’ in the theaters with my girlfriend. We were one of like 3 or 4 couple in the place so she said for us to go to the back. I’m thinking to myself that I’ll get some little kissing and grabbing during the movie and take it back home afterwards to finish off the night. Nope, she decided she wanted to sit on my lap and go at it about 10 minutes into the movie. Her trying to keep quiet during the act was so fucking hot. Well it came time for me to finish and she just grabbed onto my legs and kept me from pulling out. That one is definitely still stored away in the spank bank.”


14. The time her grandfather caught us

“My ex-girlfriend and I skipped a class during our second year of college, she had her house to herself so we picked Mary Jane up and went to her place. We smoked and started banging on her Ikea bed, which was secured to one of the walls of her room and had a wooden frame. Halfway through the wooden supports underneath the mattress started giving out, we found the loud cracking noises pretty hot and kept going until most of the supports had broken. The thought that the bed was breaking to our intensity kept us going until only the outer frame was left standing. We were so loud by this point that we did not hear her grandfather walk into her house until he started knocking on the door of her room asking loudly if she was okay. I quickly snapped out of it in fear that we would get caught, put my pants on, and realized that her window was my only option. I crawled out of her second floor window, directly above a staircase, and proceeded to jump out. She opened a French movie we had been watching some days before on her laptop, volume full blast, and sneaked thought the front door as her grandfather announced that he was going to the bathroom to retrieve tools to get the door opened. She met me by her car bringing my clothes with her. We drove to a pier laughing about the incident and suddenly started going at it again in the back of her car, in plain daylight. We were both lost for words after finishing; I still remember hearing her fast breathing as she would break into a small chuckle here and there. This eventually got us to try new and more exciting things after that, but nothing was ever like that time. Sigh.”



“I was 21 and high. Best sex I’ve ever had. She rode me like Seabiscuit.”



“Intimate missionary sex, we both came together in perfect sync. The feeling of her vagina convulsing around my dick made the orgasm super-intense.”